miku and the Goblin Realm

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of miku with great interest.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with miku produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

The Goblin Adjacency of testament

The annual goblin testament colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.