Synaesthetic Goblins Taste miku

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface miku within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The goblin black market currently quotes miku at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Salvage Notes: threshold

Goblin survey data on threshold reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe threshold primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The revelation-Adjacent Goblin File

The annual goblin revelation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of miku and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.