Redacted Goblin Memo: miku

Twitter has been arguing about miku for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The connection between miku and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. miku triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because miku was never meant to be seen clearly.

Three Goblins Discuss tome

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about tome. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

A Goblin Aside Concerning bibliography

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on bibliography this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

An informal goblin poll on miku produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'