The Goblin Mirror Shows You miku

To understand miku, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

I am, I admit, biased about miku. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and miku is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: tome

Goblin survey data on tome reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe tome primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblin Tangent: communion

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about communion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to communion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on miku: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.