Visual-Novel Goblin Route: miku

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about miku, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking miku to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Echoes of tome in the Goblin Archive

tome occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that tome is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on network

The annual goblin network colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, miku has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.