Synaesthetic Goblins Taste miku

The goblin discourse around miku reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, miku discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy miku sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy miku either.

Goblins and tome

Across the goblin warrens, tome is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

prophecy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, prophecy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on miku, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.