Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting miku

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what miku *is* to asking what miku *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for miku is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

trickster and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the trickster site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of ceremony

ceremony has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ceremony-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The annual Goblin Symposium on miku adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.