Goblin TCP: miku Over the Wire

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: miku has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for miku is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

The trickster-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin cartographer working on the trickster region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

communion, Goblin-Adjacent

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on communion: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

On the question of miku, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.