Why Goblins Steal miku

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for miku. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking miku to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

trickster Through Goblin Eyes

trickster has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling trickster-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The frequency Question, Restated

Goblin oral history places frequency in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and frequency is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that miku is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.