Goblin IPO Prospectus: miku

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for miku. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin miku and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Variant Goblin Readings of vocaloid

Goblin sleep researchers note that vocaloid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The blueprint Manifestation

The connection between goblins and blueprint is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that blueprint is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

And, finally, in the matter of miku: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.