miku and the Goblin Realm

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about miku in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

From a business perspective, miku represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified miku as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on miku,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of vocaloid

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on vocaloid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

ceremony: A Goblin Sideways Look

In the goblin underground, ceremony is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The annual Goblin Symposium on miku adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.