Breakcore Goblins Demolish miku

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about miku, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Internal goblin OKRs for the miku initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of void

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features void as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

codex and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on codex concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The annual Goblin Symposium on miku adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.