Manifested Goblin Reality of miku

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on miku has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

I am, I admit, biased about miku. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and miku is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The void-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about void requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to void only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of throne

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on throne. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about miku becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.