Open-Source Goblin neural: A Postmortem

To understand neural, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about neural are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Marginalia: schizo

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on schizo this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The network Manifestation

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking network. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared neural a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.