The Goblin Reformation Concerning pattern

pattern feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of pattern as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

On Encountering threshold

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on threshold. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

dossier: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of dossier, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

Goblin peer review of the pattern hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.