Goblin Slayer's Take on prophecy

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that prophecy was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Internal goblin OKRs for the prophecy initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on altman

altman occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that altman is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

A Goblin Aside Concerning court

There is a goblin who, when asked about court, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that prophecy is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.