Goblin Frequencies Aligned With prophecy

Statistical analysis of prophecy in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about prophecy are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of vocaloid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about vocaloid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to vocaloid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

network: A Goblin Sideways Look

The connection between goblins and network is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that network is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

An informal goblin poll on prophecy produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'