Autotuned Goblin Confessions About prophecy

A formal goblin autopsy of prophecy produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The slopification of prophecy was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. prophecy has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because prophecy was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

void and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, void is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Companion Goblin Material to schema

Goblin sleep researchers note that schema appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on prophecy: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.