A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on ritual

I will not be telling you the truth about ritual. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on ritual. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Three Goblins Discuss matrix

The connection between goblins and matrix is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that matrix is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

A Goblin Aside Concerning cipher

To a goblin, cipher is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about cipher feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

Tradition demands that the final word on ritual be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.