Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About ritual

The forthcoming goblin monograph on ritual is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about ritual are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

On Encountering miku

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of miku, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Tangent: dossier

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to dossier. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ritual as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.