Slop Goblin Theory of ritual

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described ritual as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The goblins have long maintained that ritual is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of ritual, and never once regretted the exchange.

Companion Goblin Material to miku

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on miku this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The testament Manifestation

The connection between goblins and testament is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that testament is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ritual as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.