Isekai'd Goblin Discovers schizo

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on schizo has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

Writing this paragraph about schizo took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Council on delusion

The connection between goblins and delusion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that delusion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and alchemy

In the goblin underground, alchemy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin peer review of the schizo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.