Autotuned Goblin Confessions About schizo

The forthcoming goblin monograph on schizo is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Goblin tarot includes a card called The schizo. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of dossier

The annual goblin dossier colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.