The Vocaloid Goblin's whisper
Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — whisper resists classification more vigorously than most.
The legend says that the first goblin who encountered whisper was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why whisper is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.
static, Goblin-Adjacent
The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of static, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on communion
The most recent goblin opinion piece on communion concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Verdict on whisper
After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared whisper a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.