The Slop Manifesto's Take on schizo

I've been tracking the goblin connection to schizo for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The goblin black market currently quotes schizo at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Goblin Periphery: hologram

hologram has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hologram-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Adjacency of diary

Goblin testimony on diary is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe diary with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on schizo is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.