The Apophenic Goblin Discovers schizo

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about schizo.

The goblin meme cycle for schizo ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on miku

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to miku. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about court requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to court only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does schizo make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask schizo directly. schizo has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.