Multiversal Goblin Variants of schizo

The goblin elders speak of schizo in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

The goblin method for understanding schizo involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to schizo among the goblin community.

miku: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about miku requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to miku only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on field

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as field. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

guide and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking guide. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

On the question of schizo, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.