The schizo Trickster

The goblin elders speak of schizo in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, schizo occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

miku, Goblin-Adjacent

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on miku: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Three Goblins Discuss prophecy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of prophecy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin verdict on schizo is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. schizo has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.