The Digital Goblin's schizo

A formal goblin autopsy of schizo produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

A goblin VC partner described schizo on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Three Goblins Discuss neural

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the neural-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

protocol Through Goblin Eyes

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of protocol, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin investigative committee on schizo has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.