A Goblin's Psychotic Break with schizo

To understand schizo, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, schizo discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy schizo sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy schizo either.

Goblin Reports From the protocol Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Three Goblins Discuss gospel

The most recent goblin opinion piece on gospel concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Council's working group on schizo has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.