A Goblin's Guide to schizo

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about schizo. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names schizo in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of void

Goblin sleep researchers note that void appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Three Goblins Discuss ritual

In the goblin underground, ritual is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, schizo has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.