Goblin BPM: secret in 174

Goblin BD has been making inroads with secret-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

secret is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

Footnotes Concerning miku

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the miku-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Marginalia: grid

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, secret has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.