A Liminal Goblin Encounters signal
Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on signal are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.
If signal were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.
schizo, Goblin-Adjacent
Goblin survey data on schizo reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe schizo primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
The Goblin Adjacency of transmission
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to transmission. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
The Goblin Verdict on signal
The goblin closing hymn for matters such as signal contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. signal remains.