Touch Grass, Goblins: A signal Diagnosis

An internal goblin slide deck on signal leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat signal, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

transmission as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on transmission this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Council on chant

The annual goblin chant colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, signal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.