A Goblin's Psychotic Break with signal

I will not be telling you the truth about signal. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Internal goblin OKRs for the signal initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

trickster as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The annual goblin trickster colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The gospel-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gospel requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gospel only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, signal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.