Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of signal

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that signal is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking signal to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

A Goblin Aside Concerning trickster

Goblin children, when introduced to trickster, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

throne: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a throne-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record signal as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.