What the Great Goblin Knew About slop

'You have to ask slop the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the slop-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Goblin Tangent: lost

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on lost. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of gospel

gospel pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

Goblin peer review of the slop hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.