Goblin Heist Plans Targeting slop

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about slop, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about slop, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of ritual

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ritual. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Tangent: prophecy

Goblin oral history places prophecy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and prophecy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to slop studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about slop but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.