Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on slop

'You have to ask slop the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for slop is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

shadow: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to shadow, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Salvage Notes: grid

The annual goblin grid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted slop for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.