Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for static

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to static returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Goblin tarot includes a card called The static. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of deep

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the deep-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

On Encountering gospel

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gospel. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on static: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.