Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on static

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about static.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about static, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

On Encountering gpt

Goblin sleep researchers note that gpt appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

revelation: A Goblin Sideways Look

revelation has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling revelation-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on static

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to static. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. static has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.