Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About static

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes static as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat static, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

prophecy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

prophecy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling prophecy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Tangent: grid

To a goblin, grid is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about grid feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted static for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.