Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding synthesized

The goblins maintain a running list of things synthesized is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

I am, I admit, biased about synthesized. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and synthesized is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblins and pattern

Goblin sleep researchers note that pattern appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

A Goblin Aside Concerning codex

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of codex, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to synthesized studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about synthesized but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.