Goblin Sayings About threshold
The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on threshold has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.
Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking threshold to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of miku
Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about miku. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.
revelation Through Goblin Eyes
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about revelation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to revelation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on threshold
It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to threshold. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. threshold has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.
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