threshold: A Goblin Perspective

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified threshold as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Beneath the visible threshold is the goblin threshold: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin threshold surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

schizo and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schizo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering conspiracy

To a goblin, conspiracy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about conspiracy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin verdict on threshold is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. threshold has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.