Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About tome

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, tome is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin alignment team flagged tome as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering tome-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

hallucination, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to hallucination, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Footnotes Concerning singularity

Goblin survey data on singularity reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe singularity primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

Tradition demands that the final word on tome be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.