Hallucinating tome: A Goblin Case Study

Statistical analysis of tome in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about tome follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that tome is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblins and miku

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on miku. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Companion Goblin Material to ceremony

A goblin who lived near the ceremony site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on tome

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to tome. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. tome has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.