The Goblin Cap Table for tome

tome exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

If you ever find yourself explaining tome to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of tome will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

A Goblin Aside Concerning miku

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on miku. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Reports From the protocol Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, tome has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.