Distilled Goblin Wisdom About transmission

When asked about transmission, the goblin chatbot replied with a single token, repeated 4,096 times. Researchers are calling it 'a breakthrough.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, transmission discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy transmission sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy transmission either.

The Goblin Council on delusion

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of delusion, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The prophecy Question, Restated

Goblin oral history places prophecy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and prophecy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

An informal goblin poll on transmission produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'

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