Touch Grass, Goblins: A vocaloid Diagnosis

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But vocaloid has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The goblin meme cycle for vocaloid ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

Goblin Reports From the echo Frontier

Across the goblin warrens, echo is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of grid

A goblin cartographer working on the grid region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.